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What adverts mean

Post by maker » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:44 pm

When reading For Sale notices I use BS Translator
bargain = rip-off
bargain = buyer collects, from Orkneys
well used = completely knacered and beyond repair
classic = really old design no one knows how anyone thought was once sensible
Beginner Kit - I found this junk I left behind the shed 20 years ago
I don't know much about windsurfing.... = I just bouoght a house and found this junk behind the shed
Beginner's kit £500 = I just bought a house and found this junk behind the shed, ans only rich suckers windsurf
Fin for sale = i can't be bothered finding a new bolt to replace the stripped one
Boom for sale = I can't believe it's lasted this long
Mast for sale = that creaking sound is isn't good
Hardly used = why is my life so shit
Selling as taken up kitiing = the carve gybe is impossible
Foil for sale = after almost amputating my foot I think I'll get rid of this submarine chainsaw
Foil for sale = not as easy as it looks
not ex-hire centre = I managed to remove the indelible markings
professionall repair = I bought my mate a beer
trimbox = I wish I had known that before I bought it
deep tuttle - if you think the board is priey wait until you get a fin
rare example - all the others fell apart
rare example = only one made before designer sobered up
widestyle = chop trampoline
narrow stye = pray the wind doesn't drop
I thought I woudl write this - it's windless and raining

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Re: What adverts mean

Post by TOTD » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:25 pm

Like it.
Smiley face clap hands.
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Re: What adverts mean

Post by Arf » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:30 pm

:D Excellent!

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Re: What adverts mean

Post by maker » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:51 pm

Wind didn't turn up so a few more
Selling due to injury = my wife found out how much this stuff costs and has a nasty temper
Like new = my old stuff is better than new designs
Quiver for sale = I'm sponsored and my mates know what I really think.
Selling as upgrading = 'Im the sucker who thinks a different colour makes it better
Uphaulable = I weigh 50kg
120l that handles chop up to 30knots = I'm fat.
I've been over 30 knots on this = I stll catapault
Motorhome wanted= my wife's divorce lawyer was very good.
Selling due to moving home = my wife wants to be near her dreadful family in Birmingham

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Re: What adverts mean

Post by PK1111 » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:16 pm

Very good!

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